The Great Writer
Wild Bill writes:
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a great writer. When asked to define „great” he said:
I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.