Java

<evir> Wieso gibt es überhaupt übergewichtige Java-Programmierer? Müssten die nicht permanent kotzen und deshalb abnehmen?
<grissi> Die setzten sich hin..schlagen die Java Reference auf… haben keine Lust mehr und gehen essen.

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[Freitag, 20080912, 20:14 | permanent link | 3 Kommentar(e)

with all due respect, martin: so a bledsinn...

Trittst Du den Gegenbeweis an ? ;)

naja, a) nehm ich grad ab ;-)
und b) schlagt niemand eine Java Referenz auf, weil jede gscheite IDE ohnehin Javadocs contextsensitiv einblendet ... ;-)

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