You can't handle the truth
One might think that turning off the feature that allows Windows Update to automatically download and execute new patches would, in fact, disable automatic updates. Apparently, one would be wrong. This behind-the-back updating, said Microsoft, is necessary in order to avoid misleading customers. Some users found it rude, and others said it could even potentially upset criminal cases.
CRM Buyer: MS to Users: You Can’t Handle the Truth
Now imagine Steve Ballmer as Col. Jessep.