Coffee: Black as Hell, strong as death & sweet as love

It is through beans of java that thoughts acquire speed,
that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning…
It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion.

 


 

Neue Studien legen nahe, dass Kaffee dem Körper unendlich viel Gutes tut. Besonders erstaunlich: Je mehr man trinkt, desto besser. Echte Koffein-Junkies wissen es ohnehin längst, jetzt aber ist es offiziell: Kaffee, das (außer Wasser) meistkonsumierte Getränk des Kontinents, ist ein wahres Wunder der Natur.
Das dürfte sich allerdings noch nicht herumgesprochen haben:
Oh, I just read caffeine can kill by overdosing - but by how much? Energy Fiend has a little form which you can select your favorite drink and your weight to calculate how much intake of the drink will kill you. Okay, I tried my favorite drink - Coca-Cola Classic. It says: It would take 240.88 cans of Coca-Cola Classic to put you down.
Death by Caffeine. Choose your poison! ;)
kaffe fördert die potenz. nach 10 tassen kaffee kann man die zitternden hände sehr gut beim vorspiel einsetzen.
Harald Schmidt
: You are in a dark room with a compiler, vi, : an internet connection, and a thermos of coffee. : Your move ?

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