Mind the gap

Emma Clarke, the voice of the Underground who has been advising people to ‘Mind the Gap’ since 1999, recorded a series of spoof messages in her trademark soft and clear style.
 
The parent company of the Tube, TfL, has made an announcement of its own, calling Ms Clarke ‘silly’ and cutting future contracts with her.

As Emma’s homepage is overwhelmed by the sheer number of people wanting to download the MP3s, head over to MetaFilter to listen to them.

My favourite:

boomp3.com

Here we are again, crammed into a sweaty tube carriage. And today’s Wednesday - only two more days until you can binge drink yourself into a state of denial about the mediocrity of you life. Oh, for Goodness sake, if you’re female smile at the bloke next to you and make his day. He probably hasn’t had sex for months

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