Bruce Schneier Facts

  • If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he’ll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands.
  • Bruce Schneier can reverse any one-way cryptographic hash, just by staring it in the eye.
  • Bruce Schneier can straighten out an elliptic curve with nothing but his teeth.
  • Bruce Schneier’s secure handshake is so strong, you won’t be able to exchange keys with anyone else for days.
  • Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes.
And many more Bruce Schneier Facts. In case you don’t know, who Bruce Schneier is, take a look at his Wikipedia entry. And in case you don’t know, why this is funny, take a look at the original Chuck Norris facts and watch Chuck Norris read Chuck Norris Facts. Found via BoingBoing.

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