I fart in your general direction!
Is your wife a playerer, eh??? Does she play?? Get what I mean. Wink, Wink!!! Nudge, Nudge!!! Say no more.
Choose to be a Knight of the Round Table or a French defender. Defend your castle with the animal catapult – there can be only one King of the Britons! Enter barcodes from SPAM products to unlock secret weapons (holy hand grenade, …).