I fart in your general direction!
Is your wife a playerer, eh??? Does she play?? Get what I mean. Wink, Wink!!! Nudge, Nudge!!! Say no more. Choose to be a Knight of the Round Table or a French defender. Defend your castle with the animal catapult – there can be only one King of the Britons! Enter barcodes from SPAM products to unlock secret weapons (holy hand grenade, …). ROTFL! Monty Pythons Spamalot (Introducing SPAM with Stinky French Garlic)