Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
– Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
– W.C. Fields
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
– Sean Williamson